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Category Archives: Jokes and good phrases heard in the Kollel
Why Tisha B’av Was Instituted Bein HaZmanim
Well why not? It has three basic similarities, maybe more… 1. People walk around in Crocs all day, 2. Everyone is thinking about food, 3. You put on Tfillin at Mincha time….. Ouch!
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Sign On The Wall
IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO, DON’T DO IT HERE! (By the way, this really works; it eliminated most of the walk-ins…)
Posted in Jokes and good phrases heard in the Kollel Tagged good line, joke, kollel, sign Leave a comment
Why Is A Study Session Called Seder?
Here are the features of a Seder: 1. You drink a few cups (of coffee) 2. You eat a few k’zeisim (of cake) 3. You ask some questions 4. Tell some stories 5. Sit leaning back 6. Some people even … Continue reading
Bad Joke About Rosh Kollels
Why is a Rosh Kollel like the moon? He sits on your head the entire month, and yet disappears on Rosh Chodesh, when paychecks are due….
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